THE ATTACK OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!!!

So... I was walking to my class tonight and there were squirrels everywhere! I think that they are planning on attacking us all. Seriously, going to take my final, look back and see 5 squirrels intently staring at me. Not like I have ever been harassed by them before either. Let me make some accounts of the "attacks." My first week here as an eager freshman came to a sudden halt when a squirrel dropped a walnut from a tree hammering me to the ground. Not that it really hurt or anything, but still, this squirrel attacked me. Then last year, a was walking, minding my own business and a squirrel starting mocking me. Sitting up there in its tree, the squirrel was bickering at me. Now Topeka law states that I cannot legally harass a squirrel, but if they can harass us, shouldn't we be able to toss up a pile o' whoop ass? The squirrels are attacking, and soon they will rule all...